A Fetish for Queer /whois Returns...

I stayed up way too late on Saturday night - I went out and then when I got home I started watching a movie and then another one and before I knew it, it was like 5am. :(
So I'm a little bit tired today, even though I slept in until 11 am.
Outlander, Amanda-Chan and I are going to an art gallery this afternoon, as long as I can actually move more than my fingers.
I need to get up and brush the lovely taste of dead rodent out of my mouth though... :)

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You'll never guess what I've gotten! :)
A really lovely pair of big, black, leather... lace-up, uber-goth, BOOTS!
*dansu*

_BIG_ Big Brother!

I had the coolest idea last night, involving the current idiotic facade that is the television series otherwise known as Big Brother.
If I'd had this idea 6 months ago it would have been implemented now, and the series would be markedly more entertaining than it is. :)
Basically... I would have involved myself in the construction and wiring/setting up of the Big Brother house... get some company to go in and rig everything to be remotely controlled...
Such as what, you may ask?
Well, the things I've come up after 5 minutes of thought are:

1. Staircases that suddenly lock down and become slides when people walk on them.
   
2. Fire extinguishers filled with halon, or gasoline. Your choice.
   
3. Foodstuffs laced with various drugs, especially LSD.
   
4. Reverse-cycle air conditioning that has only 3 modes: Freezing, Cooking, and off.
   
5. Funhouse mirrors everywhere.
   
6. Speakers wired into the walls that make strange noises late at night.
   
7. Electrified doorknobs, remotely controlled.

Of course, stuff this "24 cameras!" thing... 1,024 is more like it. Think 100 cameras in the bathroom alone. Personal privacy legislation be damned.
Any more suggestions gratefully recieved. I'd also like to change who the contestants are, and if they win, they don't get money - they get the house. :)