qwiddity | Entries tagged with sniper

When DayZ sucks, it sucks HARD. I present to you a half-remembered chat log:

<Qwiddity> heading south towards Electro

<Stormbringer> Come to Skalisty Island

<Qwiddity> Alright, but I'm a super-noob as well as a bad player.
<ModernSniper> Doesn't matter, just head over the bridge towards the island.

<Qwiddity> Okay. I'm putting my gun away. Unarmed, heading over bridge...

Qwiddity was killed

<Stormbringer> Oh bad luck an AI Sniper got you

<Qwiddity> Uh, sure, if "AI Sniper" is what you call your rifle.

<ModernSniper> lol

<Blake> I'm near Skalisty.

<ModernSniper> Can you see the bridge? Come over it.

<Blake> ok

Blake was killed

<Stormbringer> AI Snipers have perfect aim. Watch out.

<Blake> Oh. I'll come back.

<Stormbringer> We're on Skalisty island

<ModernSniper> waiting here

<Blake> ok I'm back, heading over the bridge to Skalisty

Blake was killed

<ModernSniper> You gotta watch for those AI snipers.

<Blake> What was that?

<Qwiddity> It's THEM. Just ignore them. They're luring n00bs over the bridge and gunning them down. When they feel douchey enough, they might stop.

<Stormbringer> Not us its AI snipers!

<Qwiddity> Excuses, excuses. Whatever.

<ModernSniper> Come to Skalisty Island!

<Blake> Where are you? I'm on the bridge.
Stormbringer was killed

<Stormbringer> What was that?

<Qwiddity> What did we learn? Did we learn that only people who say "I WILL KILL YOU ON SIGHT" are being honest in chat?
<ModernSniper> qwiddity u have no proof I'm being a bandit

<Qwiddity> Are you thirteen? Because it seems pretty adolescent to fail understanding that if a game is fun because of other players; it's bad for your OWN enjoyment to kill those people.

ModernSniper was killed

<ModernSniper> who shot me? name, or die!

<Qwiddity> Dunno, must've been some kind of "AI Sniper", which is what I call my rifle.

(and thus a lesson was learned, but the ego required recuperation)