Don't Chase Me I'm Filled With Chardonnay!

Help me... I'm soooo majorly caned on wine and massively drunk and there's like 1/2 a glass in front of me and Jeremy and Outlander are watching anime pr0n behind me and I can't type without looking at the keyboard and this has taken me way too long to write, like 20 minutes we're talking...
I'm in serious trouble.
*laugh*
Oh dear... :)

Loving every minute, I guess. *heehee*