What the hell is wrong with people that every single grounds management company employed in
Australia demands its employees use marginally efficient two-stroke engine leaf blowers to
attempt (and I use the word attempt carefully) to clear pathways, driveways, gutters, and
indeed any expanse of concrete, grass, or pathway which may gather a little detritus? Whatever
happened to brooms and rakes? I know they still sell them at hardware stores! I know that
brooms and rakes are cheaper than leaf blowers, leaf suckers, leaf fuckers, leaf anything with
an engine in it. I know the running costs of things with engines far outweigh the costs brooms
and rakes. The petrol and maintenance alone on a stupid appliance which is useless (and I
carefully use the word useless) must be astronomical when compared fairly to the old hardware
powered by human muscles. Also, groundskeepers working with a broom or a rake to clear away
leaf litter from paths and driveways are far less likely to have their noisy, ineffective tools
taken from them and violently smashed by those of us being made increasingly bitter and crazy
by the total madness of today.
Part of this obsession with making manual laboring 'easier' (I'm well aware my ironic use of
the word easier is useless) means that poor unfortunate groundskeepers have to lug around 10
kilograms of machinery which puts them in danger of industrial deafness, putting one's back
out, homicide from frustrated office workers who just wanted a nice quiet morning tea watching
leaves and flowers fall from the few trees which corporate culture has brought itself back from
the brink long enough to leave intact. It makes the person using a heavy, stupid, useless tool
look completely stupid, makes them persona non grata for noise and air pollution, and devalues
them as human beings. If I worked as a groundskeeper, I would use a BROOM and a RAKE, and not
just to mess with the establishment. I would name my broom "Self" and my rake "Respect".
Australia demands its employees use marginally efficient two-stroke engine leaf blowers to
attempt (and I use the word attempt carefully) to clear pathways, driveways, gutters, and
indeed any expanse of concrete, grass, or pathway which may gather a little detritus? Whatever
happened to brooms and rakes? I know they still sell them at hardware stores! I know that
brooms and rakes are cheaper than leaf blowers, leaf suckers, leaf fuckers, leaf anything with
an engine in it. I know the running costs of things with engines far outweigh the costs brooms
and rakes. The petrol and maintenance alone on a stupid appliance which is useless (and I
carefully use the word useless) must be astronomical when compared fairly to the old hardware
powered by human muscles. Also, groundskeepers working with a broom or a rake to clear away
leaf litter from paths and driveways are far less likely to have their noisy, ineffective tools
taken from them and violently smashed by those of us being made increasingly bitter and crazy
by the total madness of today.
Part of this obsession with making manual laboring 'easier' (I'm well aware my ironic use of
the word easier is useless) means that poor unfortunate groundskeepers have to lug around 10
kilograms of machinery which puts them in danger of industrial deafness, putting one's back
out, homicide from frustrated office workers who just wanted a nice quiet morning tea watching
leaves and flowers fall from the few trees which corporate culture has brought itself back from
the brink long enough to leave intact. It makes the person using a heavy, stupid, useless tool
look completely stupid, makes them persona non grata for noise and air pollution, and devalues
them as human beings. If I worked as a groundskeeper, I would use a BROOM and a RAKE, and not
just to mess with the establishment. I would name my broom "Self" and my rake "Respect".