Good evening people and germs,
Its good to have you aboard today's flight of fancy! Please be patient while I run through the safety regulations for this aircraft. All tray tables must be securely stowed in the overhead lockers. Please be careful as escaped animals from the onboard zoo may move your valuables during flight.
Please remember this is a "no free list" flight, and in midflight the cabin crew will be hanging out pinyatas and hosting a game of Wheel of Misfortune. Your seatbelt should be secured low and tight across your eyes and ears, and please remember its a fallacy to think that these things will help you at all should Captain Kangaroo decides to bounce the craft in for an emergency landing at 1,200km/per hour.
Also remember; before placing oxygen mask upon face, please extinguish cigarette.
In the spirit of travelling [being better than arriving], our cruise altitude will be approximately zero feet, but we're quite high enough regardless. Just to finish--when the ride is over we'll still be in the same time zone, so there's no need to adjust your watch. :)
Its good to have you aboard today's flight of fancy! Please be patient while I run through the safety regulations for this aircraft. All tray tables must be securely stowed in the overhead lockers. Please be careful as escaped animals from the onboard zoo may move your valuables during flight.
Please remember this is a "no free list" flight, and in midflight the cabin crew will be hanging out pinyatas and hosting a game of Wheel of Misfortune. Your seatbelt should be secured low and tight across your eyes and ears, and please remember its a fallacy to think that these things will help you at all should Captain Kangaroo decides to bounce the craft in for an emergency landing at 1,200km/per hour.
Also remember; before placing oxygen mask upon face, please extinguish cigarette.
In the spirit of travelling [being better than arriving], our cruise altitude will be approximately zero feet, but we're quite high enough regardless. Just to finish--when the ride is over we'll still be in the same time zone, so there's no need to adjust your watch. :)