Grade School True Love # 308

I'd like to carry your books home.
I'd even like to buy your books to carry home.
I'd even like to earn the money to buy your books to carry home.
I'd even like to rob someone to earn the money to buy your books to carry home.
I'd even like to run the criminal empires of those I rob to earn the money to buy your books to carry home.
I'd even like to administer the bureaus which finance the fortunes of criminal empires of those I rob to earn the money to purchase the books that I would carry to your home, which I'd build -- with my own sweat, blood and tears -- just for you!
Or maybe...
I'd like to just have the sex?