(there's a damn good reason why) nobody reads MY livejournal

There's something about livejournal which immensely annoys me and I keep expressing this because it ties in quite well with the thing that I find offensive about blogs. Which is, and I know you're dying to hear me say this again; that people actually read the damn things, and whats worse is that they take them seriously.
A journal is a thing of one's innermost thoughts. I don't particularly want others reading my innermost thoughts. Why on earth would I write them here?
So please let me remind you at this point that if you're reading this and still paying attention (and I'll congratulate you if you managed to get this far through my psychobabble/dribble) you're all getting my outermost thoughts, completely sanitised and rewritten for public consumption (you know, the lung disease medically known as 'tuberculosis').
One thing public blogs are useful for is google-bombing! :)