ph33r the l33tness, super-style-in' LJ cranking...

So I'm sitting here looking at the source code for LiveJournal... and... *distracted*
No, I don't think that Zero-Cool and his entire posse of purple-haired rollerblading 'hackers' could touch me.
AmusingAlthough disturbingly accurate. Its probably a good thing that this ter.air0day.com site is in the US; my reasoning for this is that it will consequently get reviews up on movies which haven't come out in Australia yet, and I will be basing all the movies I see upon these semifictional 'reviews/synopses'.
I might start making more of an effort to update this journal some more. *heh*

*bleeeeeeeeee*

One should go to bed and get some sleep when one has reached the point of tiredness where all one can consider is the 'grander state of being' expoused within the Rocky Horror Picture Show. *shudder*

I own the official pace car for the apocalypse.

Especially when I have to go and get evil panadeine forte with large amounts of colon-clogging codeine for people with migraines in the morning, get rained on outside the chemist waiting for it to open, wind up looking stupid, late for work, tired, grumpy, lacking my morning coffee... maybe going on and on at extreme length isn't absolutely the best thing to be doing.
I should be pro-active about this, and get down to work. For a moment last night I considered (perhaps I did? unsure) changing my handle from Quiddity to PHPSlut, as it was just too appropriate (thanks Larcin - *snork*).
What exactly _is_ "Cream of Wheat"? Why do the Hare Krishna's use obscene amounts of it to make their weirdly tasty dessert? Does Halava (the dessert in question) reach a point where its impossible to add any more sugar?
I choose to end this line of questioning, now.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Break...
Unleash the Fiend! Spew late-night revelations! Drink Jolt and coffee! Terrorize people in the malls! Shave your pubic hair! Invoke your Dark Side! Vandalize everything! Stand in the middle of traffic and dance! Return favors twofold and return malice fivefold! Infest computers with viruses! Play Monopoly and cheat your ass off! Make prank phone calls! Leave your fly open or your skirt hiked! Show wonders to the dead! Start a pirate radio station! Crack incest jokes at family reunions! Warp out on video games! Shove weird pictures through late-night book and video drops! Insert tiny propaganda bombs into publications and newsstands everywhere!
Your...
Defy TV! Denounce all celebrity! See through everything! Place disturbing classified ads in newspapers! Promote heavy drug use! Bleed on everything! Send your teacher's or boss's name in to matchmaker publications! Let it all slide off your back! Pick up stray telepathic thoughts! Steal neighbors' annoying pets and covertly deposit them in huge grocery stores -- in the freezers! Toss money at people! Alert people to their inherent beauty or ugliness! Put leaks in cups! Interrupt transmissions! Disappear for a few weeks! Paint targets on things! Copyright everything you see, say, or do! Rant like one possessed! Stare hatefully at completely normal and boring people! Compete with your superiors! Run in quiet hallways! Pretend that you're invisible! Doodle anti-Christian imagery! Streak! Revere the unpopular! Place weird ads in sex magazines! Penalize people with imaginary point systems! Absorb CPU radiation! Leave fingernail and hair clippings everywhere you go! Tip the service generously but toy with the management!
Fucking...
Suddenly realize you're halfway through this entry! Feed dogs gobs of peanut butter! Play devil's advocate! Defy classification! Shoot rubber bands! Storm into bars and demand tap water! Untangle phone cords! Wear prison clothes to school or work! Make a game out of your own pain and discomfort! Talk in your sleep! Express interest in everybody! Write commentary in the margins of unpurchased magazines and books! Switch labels on boxes and computer discs! Call a phone sex line from your boss's phone and leave it off the hook! Start a religion! Fake illiteracy! Hang out in locker rooms and lingerie bars! Initiate breast feedings! Write several conflicting autobiographies! Play with mercury! Explore India Ink! Realise that KY Jelly is your friend! Write a contract absolving you from ALL blame and have everybody you meet sign it! Tell sick jokes! Be politically incorrect! Pit conservatives and liberals against each other! Start an obsessive and obscure collection! Grow natural dreadlocks! Get your hands dirty! Invent more origami! Try not to notice that everyone resents you! Make love to anything!
Chains...
Make war on everything! Try to put every external organ in your mouth! Make up parables! Develop a cramped and psychotic handwriting style! Explode fruit and vegetables! Stand on bridges and throw heavy things off! Make unintelligible phone calls to talk shows! Don't take surveys! Release the Kraken! Look normal -- BE insane! Infiltrate cliques and then destroy them! Record all conversation, save all letters, take pictures of everyone! Do It Just! Take deep breaths!

Be free in all the ways that you are not.

highly amusing pedal-powered cable modem interface

Now this is rich. Someone kicked the plug out of the wall at 9am to Telstra's router which connects my cable modem to the rest of the world. Sometime around 12pm this is noticed by Telstra staff and fixed, but its not until a call from yours truly that the authentication server for my area (running windoze of course, but that's beside the point) is actually made to accept my IP address's repeated login attempts (occurring from the moment of the outage until that particular point in time).
Still I can't maintain a stable connection from here, and its seriously ticking me off. I'm going to see what I can do to fix the login programs, maybe the heartbeat is wrong or something, but this is getting totally ridiculous.
So I've installed VNC, at least that should allow me to keep an eye on things, useful stuff these monitor apps... although for someone like me who really only runs a GUI at home so that they can run several terminals and see them all at once... or in the case of most of the machines that other people use here; so that I can watch DivX and anime easily (curse realmedia).