- 2nd
- 12:34 pm
Yohoho and a bottle of Pepsi!
01:40 pmHooray for Strangeness...
- 6th
- 12:21 pm
Pants, Bundaberg Rum and Hangover Central
- 2 comments
- 7th
- 10:21 pm
Today
- 3 comments
- 14th
- 11:57 am
Prayer: The other way to get church girls on their knees
- 1 comment
- 17th
- 11:43 pm
The last 36 hours have been interesting...
- 2 comments
- 18th
- 02:50 am
People who have nothing to do are quickly tired of their own company.
- 2 comments
03:06 amLife's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
- 4 comments
03:41 amDo not pass 'Go', do not collect $200... do not float and IPO either.
- 3 comments
04:34 amNot downloading funny stuff is like going through life with the hand-brake on...
- 4 comments
05:44 pmWarning: Breakdancing midget with tourette's syndrome on-board!
- 4 comments
06:16 pmIts been so long since I've seen the ocean, I guess I should...
- 3 comments
- 19th
- 01:49 am
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
- 11 comments
- 21st
- 04:19 am
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth, you know.
- 3 comments
04:33 amDespair is the only genuine crying atheism...
- 2 comments
11:23 pmWe'll have to go straight to... Ludicrous Speed!!!
- 3 comments
- 23rd
- 06:33 am
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship?
- 2 comments
- 24th
- 05:40 am
Nice by Nature. Freaky by Choice.
05:51 pmIt's all happening too fast. I've got to put the brakes on or I'll smack into something.
- 2 comments
- 28th
- 03:27 am
Super Hardcore Deluxe!
04:17 amI don't take compliments well. But I like to be happy.
- 6 comments
- 31st
- 12:20 am
Super Spastic Moose Deluxe!!!
- 4 comments