To make holy water: Take regular tap water and boil the hell out of it.

Well, the party last night ruled. I managed to make a complete fool out of myself however (that was pretty fun actually).
However bigger fools were made of other people by managing to splash water on my mobile phone - I had it in my hand, replying to an SMS message... and there were wet things wielded by drunk people. Not a good combination where delicate electronics are concerned.
Anyway the phone got nice and soaked and shorted out quite spectacularly!
So... I pulled it all apart and put it in a cool dry place for the rest of the evening, I tried turning it on again this morning and it works - thank GOD. I still have it drying, so it diverts to the home phone for awhile. That was fun and I thank the gods for the inert nature of solid-state electronics. I'll still take it into the shop and have them check it out on Monday, however.
I am actually feeling quite a lot better today. I am very grateful to C for taking me in after turning up in such a state on the doorstep at close to 2am. *smile*
I think I was pretty bad.
C smiled and held me, told me everything was okay. I cried a little. I told of the depth of my feelings, what I wish with all my heart and hope will continue. *smile*
*sigh*