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Note for future reference: If you're inviting someone to a social occasion where there is live music, and they say

"What if I don't dance?"

(not unlike a whinging crybaby who can't stand going outside the house without their parents), then the correct response to give is;

"Then move over for the people who do."

do i detect a hint of sarcasm or am i just being over-sensitive???