The bollocks du jour:

I know we'll all feel weird for reading this, but those who know self-reliance on twitter...

• 04:49 I hereby coin a new word! "Pomobo." Meaning post-modern hobo. Street-waif ghetto chic for the MMX internet generation. KTHXBAI! #

...will know self-completeness through feedsm at the expense of self-respect.