Why is my pubic hair missing? No, I /don't/ remember where I put it!

Mac users should by now be convinced that PC's are better. Except that on a PC *.gif files won't have the pretty little thumbnail that you get on a Mac. You'll get the dogeared-piece-of-paper icon on them, and then the Mac users will sit there waving their flippers like a thalidomide baby until you show them that yes, Photoshop will _still_ open the file (at 3x the speed).

The United States of America: Screwing with the English Language for over 200 years.

This spell checker is really annoying me in a way that only catching the sort of cold you can only catch by bathing in the river Theme's on a freezing cold winter's night in London. Of course, I have one of these sorts of colds at the moment, so I say this with the annoyance that only 4 days worth of being sick can provide one with.

Remember - if all you have is an axe, every problem looks like hours of fun!

I've just had to deal with the most enormous spider I've seen in a long time. I would hate spiders, but I'm too terrified of them to bother. I need to go and calm down now. *shudder*